Diary Room Sass

So it's me Skyler, one of the most hated characters in the Breaking Bad universe. I am nervous about being here in this dingy place with all of these slightly odd looking creatures that call themselves human beings.

Let's all pray for the humanity that is lost in the bunch of them. Of course I am up in the first week, which is rather upsetting as I believe I have a lot to give in this game. I feel like they didn't keep in mind that I only just arrived to this compound.

I might speak around to a few of these people, maybe my beautiful son will give me a helping hand or perhaps my ugly sister who is a complete skank.

Anyway, I hope I stay as I can't stand any of these people and what they stand for son will have no problem betraying them...well that's unless my natural motherly instincts come into play.

So they put me up and I won the veto and that was that. I can't stand that awful little slut who keeps saying she wants to go to bed with that man who is HoH. I mean I came into this game with an open mind to these drug users, she came in here with open legs for these drug users.

Jane, that's her name. What a troll, it sickens me to see young girls act that way just for attention and for a few bucks. I'm no angel but I would never be seen dead looking like that.

In terms of people I've spoken to, I've formed something with my handsome son and my sister. Nothing can break a family unit together. I've also spoken to Lydia, and we have something cooking that isn't meth. She could be a wild one, and I like that!

So this week has been rather quiet. I've been trying to solidify myself in with a few people. Marie, Walter and Lydia. Now Marie seems to be shopping around I'm everyone's inbox so I don't know how much I can actually trust her.

So I've been trying to set up that as a strong four. The only one who I feel could be trusted would probably be Lydia. That damn son of mine is rather slippery but I don't really have a choice in the matter.

I don't really want to be seen as the motherly figure I usually am but I might have to use my maternal nature to get ahead. Usually in these environments the mothers is who everyone goes to but they have no problem voting them out later down the line...well I'm not having that. I can be the meanest mother you ever met, I just don't want the child services on my back this early.

Oh also Patrick Fantastic went home, he suffered from bipolar and was back and fourth more than my mood swings.

JANE THE PAIN.

Let's talk about Jane shall we, she's your local hooker/drug injector who lacks in brain but thinks she has some beauty. With four girls in the game (+ Saul who I think is a sissy) I thought we could join forces but oh no, Jane the Pain has her own ideas.

She sends out a pm to players to establish a majority alliance. When I opened that letter I have never looked so down upon someone in my life. "We're creating a majority alliance" is what it said along with "if you already have an alliance don't bother replying"....YOU MUST BE NEW HERE. How stupid do you get? I'm not going to say no to a MAJORITY alliance, even if I'm with some other people. Girl are you insane?

Anyway I agreed to the alliance and I know Lydia did too, wondering I wonder who else she offered a $5 blow job to, to join?

I am the veto goddess it is true. I'm kind of shocked that I've won this many vetos I didn't expect to ever win one let alone three. I'm not going to let it go to my head though, I'm clearly not great at my social game so I need to up the anti in that department.

As you can see I've grouped a pretty strong alliance with a core 4. I have no reason to doubt them as of yet and I will be pretty honest with them unless I get any ideas of something fishy going on.

The majority alliance was a complete mess, with having half of the cast is pretty much void. When that fat ass Huel The Fool put me up I was rather angry - especially next to one of my great allies. He has made an enemy, and I'm pretty sure he is with Badger as Badger is clearly so far up his ass hole you can just about see his mashed up sneakers.

I should probably try in the next HoH comp but really I'd put up Saul and Pete as I feel people who are barley here should go over people who want to play. I refuse to play one of those

They all fall down:

So the last couple of rounds have seen me loose two great ally's. Honestly, when Lydia left I felt I still had a good shot at keeping my game on a solid level now with Marie gone...I don't feel so good.

It sucks that Marie left especially when she was playing a great game. I find it disappointing in these players that they are keeping someone like Saul over active people. I know what it boils down to at the end of the day and that's having a dick between your legs. They are picking off the females one by one because they are all bound together. They are acting like a bunch of homosexuals all waiting for their next fix of dick.

I'm not going to give up, I've spoken to Badger. Huell. Jane and I still have Walter. I'm a fighter, I'm not just going to lay down my sword and quit the way the others did. It's my time to fight and fight I shall.

I have to work out that alliances weak spot, there's me and Jane on the outside and I assume they are keeping Walter around for when they need to break up the alliance. If I can some how get me and Walter past the point where that alliance breaks in half, I should be okay. I have my roll over veto that can be used to save myself for atleast one round. I just need to last three rounds and I may have a better shot.

No one Pmd me regarding the Marie vote and that sucks because it means I've probably lost Jane as a possible person to work with. I don't mind being the underdog. These people have put me up twice already perhaps they think third time lucky works, but it sure doesn't.

So with those words, BRING IT ON YOU BASTARDS.

I suppose it would have racial undertones if I called Tuco, Taco. Call me racist but that man (I use that term LIGHTLY) doesn't deserve an ounce of my respect. The man is on the time schedule known as bullshit o'clock.

Nice smiley Skyler is gone, these People want to see me get nasty? Nasty I will get. I told Badger that Jane made an alliance with Marco for when he plans on flipping on that gay porno alliance. I'm also going to tell Huell that Pete only cares about Badger. At the end of the day - I'm not going home this round no matter what.

Who would of thought that a roll over veto could quite possibly shake the game up like that? I knew that it's create something along those lines but I really didn't think I could create a crack in the alliance.

I guess what I told badger did come into play. I find it funny that they have turned that quickly but to me it's evidential that Pete is more of a threat than I originally perceived. Perhaps they all want to drag him to final three so they can beat him easily. I think 100% Badger and Huell have the F2 deal but Badger is bluffing with his muffin to Taco about their alliance.

I don't think Tuco has a big enough brain to turn on those people so me and Walt really should of kept Marco as he was our chance. Now I have that damn Jane who has had another overdose and gone MIA.

Saul will hopefully go this round and that gives me and Walt a +1 advantage but we still have a long way to go!

OMG. That was a shock. Marco isn't going and Tuco has left. Finally the game is looking like it could go back into my favour.

I now have Marco as a confirmed ally as I told him his alliance wanted h&m out before this happened so now he probably wants to work with me over the people who tried to dog him.

As for the returning player thing, I need Marie to return! Basically anyone can return because I will jump onto them quicker than you can say...crystal meth?

And back to target #1 I go. Will I ever get a damn break in this game? It's constantly slamming me into a wall. I don't ever give up but I'm coming close to just letting the fight go.

I really feel like I've been targeted in this game because I have a brain and I have a vagina. I am not a villain here, I've simply fought against a majority and been a little unlucky here and there. However, I've been very lucky at the same time and hopefully that luck doesn't run out tonight.

Patrick is an idiot and he made the completely wrong choice in terms of game play. You go with players who literally just tried to get their own alliance member out? With the people who got you out the first time? I really hope they flip your stupid ass because someone with that low of an IQ doesn't deserve to even play the game.

Im probably going to be perceived as the villain by the general viewership because I'm slowly becoming an extreme mess. I do have a slight game play behind it and that is if I expose everything maybe Patrick will grow a brain cell, flip and panic. At the end of the day I have nothing to loose, so why not be a complete bitch?

These people made a majority alliance. Put me up. Targeted me. Lied to me. Generally were sucky to me. Of course I'm not going to sit there and take it, I'm going to do everything in my power to rock the boat.

You know what they say, it's not over until the fat lady sings...I don't hear Huell turning into Beyonce anytime soon.

So I've been informed that I'm going home this evening. It's awful, especially when the reason you're leaving the game is because of Mother Nature. How ironic, I am a mother who just got screwed by the mother of all.

I think that everyone who is there deserves to be there, apart from Pete and Patrick for obvious reasons. Everyone else (even Jane) have all proved there worth.

I am a little annoyed at who ever voted me out, if it being Jane or Marco but I guess I just didn't prove I was a good enough ally for those people enough for them to want to keep them. I tried and I failed but I can live with that.

You never know, there may be some twist in which I can return but I think that's wishful thinking on my part.

For now this is Skyler White, some people called me the veto queen, others probably called me a bitch, I was up on the block four times and I fell at the fourth. This is Skyler White, and I am logging out.

I may be slightly tipsy! Who gives a cats ass?